最短的英文小笑话带翻译

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最短的英文小笑话带翻译



Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could bear!" 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!" 吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"

附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点. TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?

汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。" think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 开车

父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。

苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?” “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.

“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother. “I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.” 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里


伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?” “一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。 “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”

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