英语口语：每日谜语第70期 英语谜语 (三十一)

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英语口语：每日谜语第70期 英语谜语 (三十一)

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If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one. Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? A: To find Pluto. 302

Q: What is the difference between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother? A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow's Ma. (It needs to be spoken to understand it.) 303

Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car? A: Carlos

It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car) 304

Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening? A: You don't have to pay for lightening. 305

Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ? A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN. 306

Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up? A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.) 307

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach? A: A sandwich. 308

Q: Why did the traffic signal turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.


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Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day? A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain 310

Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool? A: There is a fan in every seat.

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