简短的英文笑话

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简短的英文笑话

笑话是现代社会发展最快的一种口头文学体裁,它体现了某一民族行为中最深刻的和潜意识中的观点。店铺整理了简短的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

简短的英文笑话篇一

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but itdoesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was fartingbecause they don't smell and are silent."

有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。”

The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven daysand come back to see me next week."

医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。”

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gaveme, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."

一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭!”

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on yourhearing."

医生说：“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。” 简短的英文笑话篇二

A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individualin the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to


catchflies and keepthem in his pocket.

一群游客被领着参观一所疯人院。在院子里他们遇见一个人，他长着一双疯狂的眼睛，头发蓬乱，正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇，把它们装在他的口袋里。

His was a sad case，said the attendant.Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his homeand ran off with another man.

他的病很惨，陪同人说。在他当兵打仗的时候，他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。

Terrible，said a visitor. 真可怕，一个游客说。

Presently they came to a padded cell，in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前，听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。

That's the other man，said the attendant. 这就是那另一个男人，陪同人说。 简短的英文笑话篇三

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city mansaw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eatapples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, butisn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"

一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，“我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?”那位农夫回答说，“时间对猪有什么意义?”

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