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大学英语口语情景对话(情景剧片段)
大学英语口语情景对话(搞笑银行)
And now,the onion news…… America’s finest news source. Armed gunman shoots to top of banking world (持枪男在银行界一鸣惊人) 场景一:
匪徒:Nobody move,unless you want your head blown off.(都别动,除非你想被爆头) You……
负责人:Please Please,don’t shoot me. I’ll give you however much you want.(请别杀我,你要多少钱我都给)
匪徒:Whoa,whoa! You think I want money?(你认为我想要钱吗?)You think that’s what this is about?(你认为我就这么点儿出息吗?)A big, angry yellow man comes walking in waving a gun……And you assume he’s robbing the place? I ain’t looking for no goddamn handout.(一个高大的牛哄哄的黄种人举着枪走进来,你就认为我在抢劫吗?我才不要嗟来之食。)I’m looking for a motherfucking job!(我只是想他妈的找份工作!) 负责人:Excuse me.
匪徒:You heard me. A motherfucking job.(别装聋,我要一份他妈的工作!)Don’t you see, if you give me money, that’ll just help me in the short term. But a job, that’ll help me develop valuable job skills and experience.(不明白吗?如果给我钱,只能解决短期的问题,但工作可以让我获得宝贵的技能和经验。)It’s like teaching a man how to fish.(授人鱼不如授人以渔。)So quit stalling, get your bitch ass back there……(不要拖延时间了,滚到后面去)And give me a 40 hour week position, With vacation pay and benefits. And don’t make me ask twice. Back that ass up.(给我安排一个有双休日的职位,要有带
薪休假和福利,我没那么多耐心,快点儿安排去!) 场景二:
匪徒:Let’s go, let’s go. I can help the next person in line. You in that apricot sweater suit,you're your bitch ass on over here now. How can I help you today? (继续,继续,我可以给你们提供服务。 穿杏色毛衣的女士,死到这来。要帮忙吗?)
女士:I’d like to deposit this check, please, into my savings account. And then I need to withdraw……(我想把这张支票存入储蓄账户。我还要取……)
匪徒:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just shut the fuck up for a minute.(打住,打住!你他妈的停一下!) 对负责人讲:What you fuck do in? You call in the cops?(你他妈的在干什么?你在报警吗?) 负责人:No! 匪徒:If that’s the goddamned cops(如果是警察!)
负责人:No, no! I swear. I was just on with an account holder. I was advising him……(不是,我发誓!我和客户在通电话,我建议他……) 匪徒:I’m gonna kill you!(我杀了你!)
(接电话)匪徒:Who the fuck’s this? You a cop? (你是谁?警察吗?)Well, what I recommend is that you keep at least 500 in your checking……To just avoid the minimum balance fee……And put the rest in our money market , which will earn you an additional 2% interest. Right. You have a nice day, sir, my pleasure.(我建议你在账户上至少留500元,这样才不会扣最低存款服务费,把你余下的钱交给我们投资,你可以另外获得2%的利息。对,祝您今天愉快,很荣幸为您效劳。)
(对负责人)Oh,sorry. My bad.(对不起,是我不好) 负责人:That’s OK, honest mistake.(没关系,你不是故意的) 经理:Armed gunman, I’ve been watching you. And I just say, I’m impressed. How’d you like to be our new customer services supervisor?(拿枪的,我一直在观察你。老实说,你很有才干,
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