关于足球的英语笑话

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关于足球的英语笑话

笑话就是为了给各位方式的哦，各位，一起看看下面的关于足球的，请看：

Can his football e out to play

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert e out to play?"

"No," said the mother, "It's too cold."

"Well, then," said George, "Can his football e out to play?"

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my ing late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher. "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。” “为什么它会让你迟到呢？”老师问道。

“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克答复说。

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