短一点的英语笑话带翻译

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短一点的英语笑话带翻译

短一点的英语笑话带翻译篇一 Whose Fault谁的错

Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your e某ercises, surely your mother will blame you!

Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework instead.

老师：贝蒂，你作业中出了这么多错，你妈妈一定会责怪你的!

贝蒂：责怪我?啊，不会的。正相反，我倒要怪她呢，是她替我做的作业。 短一点的英语笑话带翻译篇二

My Sister's Fingers 我妹妹的手指头

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time.

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.

Kevin: Oh, they weren't mine. I told my little sister to hold the nail.

老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了?

凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。 老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀?

凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头。我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。 短一点的英语笑话带翻译篇三 He Swore to Die 他发誓要死

"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die." She refused him.

He died si某ty years later.

“你如果拒绝和我结婚，”他发誓说，“我就要死。”她拒绝了他。六十年以后，他死了。





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短一点的英语笑话带翻译篇四 Improvement 进步

One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

"Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's Englishmen who can't understand me." 一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样了?”

“很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了” 短一点的英语笑话带翻译篇五 Somebody 人物

First man: In my house I'm really somebody. Second man: Is that so?

First man: Yes. Every night my wife calls out from the kitchen, "Will somebody take out the garbage?" 第一位男人：我在家里确实是一个人物。 第二位男人：真是这样吗?

第一位男人：是的，每天晚上我妻子都在厨房里喊“来一个人把垃圾拿出去。”

短一点的英语笑话带翻译篇六 Relative By Marriage 婆家的亲戚

A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge. The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture. "Relative of yours?" he asked. "Yes," she replied. "By marriage."

一对夫妻开着车出去，走了很长一段时间谁也不吭声。因为在这之前他们曾争吵得很历害，谁也不肯让步。丈夫指着牧场上的一头骡子问道：“是你的亲戚吗?”“是的，”妻子回答， “是婆家的亲戚。” 短一点的英语笑话带翻译篇七





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